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prettyboyandthewolf: So hot.

Donna the Deer lady! My mother and brother told me about this lady and she is LOL worthy. Just…take a listen. I swear. Take a fucking listen at this woman. She sounds like an intelligent woman, but her logic is completely…. Here’s

bl3urgh: themonsterunderneath: sa-nctuary: liveyourlifeinfreedom: a-lone-wolf: Sometimes I wish random people would ask me about my story. o: This is so fucking amazing. gave me chills I swear to god, I wish I could do this -_-’ I admire this

evilroachindustrial:“Tom Hardy makes out with a parasitic alien goo monster” is one of those things that if it weren’t for seeing a bunch of people talk about it in reviews, I’d swear you were fucking with me.

nonetoon: ACNH Online Guide: To get villagers you don’t like to move you gotta stop talking to them, specifically talk to everyone BUT them to make them feel lonely, and once they’re wandering around with a sad cloud over their head that means their

russianspacegeckosexparty: actualvampireang: my boyfriend said he was gonna email me this ~fantasy~ about us, so i’m expecting a dirty email and he just sent it and it starts off with five paragraphs of worldbuilding i swear to fucking god. Imagine

denselessly: coffeeandchapstick: denselessly: coffeeandchapstick how dare you i just lost my shit omgf I saw it and i couldnt breatheeee lsnslanskzkanakn i miss laughing about stupid shit omg Dude, remember that gif you showed me freshman year and

emisummerful: OH MY FUCKING GOSH, MY.LIFE. I swear, I don’t think I’ve ever met a girl who has actually taken a compliment I’ve given her. I get these responses every single time, and that’s what disgusts me about society. Girls can’t even

fallohmeintothedark: if u wanna date me I hope u like excessive swearing and long talks about feminism

minxe:having responsibility when you’re already an anxious mess

earthwalk-r: I swear I’m fucking incapable of being with anyone, i don’t develop feelings for people often but when i do it’s intense, I’m too much, i either feel everything or nothing at all, it fucks me up.

dollibelle: Bold what applies to you: My personality: * I’m loud. * I’m obnoxious.* I’m sarcastic. * I’m cocky.* I cry easily. * I have a bad temper.* For the most part I don’t like people.* I’m easy to get along with* I have

I’m beginning to be convinced that you can’t actually give a shit about me or my issues unless you live at least in a different state from me. Because I can be suicidal and out of control right next to a person and nobody will give a fucking

People who ridicule you just for not knowing something can seriously go and suck it.

dumbcinnamonroll:younger subs (18-21 year olds) or new to kink subs, please make friends with other subs. please talk to people who aren’t potential partners about your kinks, please create safety nets for yourselves, please don’t let doms hold too

a couple classmates sitting in front of me were whispering to eachother looking over at me today I swear if they were talking about me it better be about my outfit bc its on point

molly-ren: russianspacegeckosexparty: actualvampireang: my boyfriend said he was gonna email me this ~fantasy~ about us, so i’m expecting a dirty email and he just sent it and it starts off with five paragraphs of worldbuilding i swear to fucking

oatsnjen: quadbroad: donut-give-a-fuck-about-abs: nebraskaswole: These are kind of difficult for me to upload because of how much i seriously hate my legs. Ive been killin em twice a week i swear. They are getting stronger and bigger…slowly theyll

trbvlstateofmnd: wakeupslaves: haussofkm:juicejuicedagawd: the best scene in cinematic history lbr I fucking died in the theater. Man I swear. Lol Historically white American life is all about terroristic racist compromise Still kills me!

kodiak-pride: flvffymomo: i swear to god this wasn’t staged Audio Transcript This game is about to drive me crazy. So, right now as you can hear, theres a zombie somewhere, an-and that’s the thing; Somewhere I have no Fucking idea where he is. I

california-diamond: i swear to god it takes me like six months to get over people and forget about things lol fuck

Mr. Crude received a selfie from one of his students. With it was the message, “I swear they got hard the instant I shot the pic! Must be because I thought about having your cock stretching me open. Damn, I’m wet now! Come fuck me!!!”

morphine-and-cigarettes: When I kill myself if anyone who fucked me over shows up at my funeral or cries and claims they cared about me I swear I’ll come back and flick a chair at them

morphine-and-cigarettes: When I kill myself if anyone who fucked me over shows up at my funeral or cries and claims they cared about me I swear I’ll come back and flick a chair at them

morphine-and-cigarettes: When I kill myself if anyone who fucked me over shows up at my funeral or cries and claims they cared about me I swear I’ll come back and flick a chair at them

russianspacegeckosexparty: actualvampireang: my boyfriend said he was gonna email me this ~fantasy~ about us, so i’m expecting a dirty email and he just sent it and it starts off with five paragraphs of worldbuilding i swear to fucking god. Imagine

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